Dead babies jokes
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Dead baby jokes never get old...