Dead babies jokes
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.