Dead babies jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.