Dead Babies Jokes

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a red Ferrari? I don't have the Ferrari.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.