Dead babies jokes

What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?

1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.

What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was strapped to the chicken.

What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while I'm doing it.

How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

A blender.

How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

A straw.

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

What's the difference between apples and dead babies?

I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.