Dead babies jokes
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.