Dead babies jokes

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?

The bottom one ate its way out!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

Why are dead baby jokes always funny?

They never get old.

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.

Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.

Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.