Dead babies jokes
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.