Dead babies jokes

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!

Baby

What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.

What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.

Abortion

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best cum.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

    A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

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  • Baby

    What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

    They never get old.

    Baby

    So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

    Baby

    Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

    They never get old.

    Baby

    What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

    A baby with forks in its eyes.

    Baby

    What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

    Baby

    What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

    One dead baby in ten trash cans.

    Baby

    What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

    Baby

    What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

    I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

    A dead baby can't feed a family.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a sports car in my garage.

    Part

    What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

    They never get old.

    Baby

    Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"