Dead babies jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.