Dead babies jokes
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"