What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light-bulb? must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum
Write a different of onions and dead baby
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. but I decided Abort
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? one alive at the bottom
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
Whats the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies I dont have a sports car in my garage
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
