Dead babies jokes
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.