What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Why did the dead baby cross the road. It was strapped to the chicken.
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?" "what?" "1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I am a dead baby -end joke-
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette... I don’t have a corvette in my garage
How many dead babies does it take to change a light-bulb? must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
