Dead babies jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-