Dead babies jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Baby

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?

Stopping it with the shovel!

Baby

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

Baby

What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?

Two dead babies in an acid bath.

Baby

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was strapped to the chicken.

Baby

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Baby

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

Baby

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

Baby

What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?

My dick.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a car in my garage.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

    ...

    I'm still trying to think of an answer.

    Baby

    What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

    The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

    Baby

    What does a dead baby look like?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Baby

    What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

    I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

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