What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Why did the dead baby cross the road. It was strapped to the chicken.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?" "what?" "1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees"
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I am a dead baby -end joke-
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette... I don’t have a corvette in my garage