What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
