Day Of The Week jokes
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
W E D N E S D A Y
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Community talk
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms were… Read more
What day of the week is Sunday?
last day of the week Friday