Day Of The Week jokes

What's a chicken's deadliest day?

Friday.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.

What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?

FREESTYLE FRIDAY!

Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?

A: Moonday!