Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a mothers nor Father’s Day
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
why doe orphans only have 363 days of the year because they don't have a mother and fathers day
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
Its opposite's day today, I gonna tell a orphan that their parents are here.
What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
