I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
why do orphans go to church cus there they have a father
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane cus it's going up
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
r u a marry, cus ur my mother
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
The 3 life rules 1. 2. 3. oh there are no rules cus u have no life
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
