Cus jokes

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd.

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.