Curry

Curry Jokes

Kid

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

PC World

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Indian

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Lady

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

Indian

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

Speed

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

Baby

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

Chicken

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Stephen Hawking

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

Travel

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"