I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao
What is Sophia’s favourite song
Open wide cum inside it is okay school
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face
Why did the turkey suck my bacon because it wanted cum in its mouth
Which came first the chicken or the egg.....
Eggs don’t cum
Swallow cum, not gum.
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum
Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck" she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. "Yeah, i'll have both of them" said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!!!
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind
i am wayde, i like ranga balls, please cum in my ass
