Cryptocurrency jokes

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)