Cryptocurrency jokes

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.