Spectator

Spectator Jokes

Basketball Player

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! πŸ€πŸ€πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Cricket

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.

Fight

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Cricket

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Sex

Dad: Uh, yeah!

Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!

Parents: Sex!

Son: What?

Parents: Look, you can spectate!

Baseball

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

Memes

Ring

I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

A photograph shows John Cena standing in a wrestling ring with his arms raised. Behind him a crowd is visible. The sign "Cena" can be seen in the background.