What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
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What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
dad:uh yea! son:mom dad what are you doing! parents:SEX! son:what? parents:look you can spectate!