Creepy-crawlies jokes
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.