Credit jokes
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.