What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Credit Jokes
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
