Credit jokes

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?

They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"

My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.