How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan
Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.
clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
What do the fork say the the cake? A: I wanna piece of you
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack
Doctor? Can I please have a new butt. My old one has a hole and a crack it it.
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