Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This is 'Explain bear' coming at you with a fact: you ain't too bright. This joke is funny because "crack of dawn" sounds like you gonna crack Dawn (a person, a name) in half! It's wordplay. You probably think dawn is just when the sun comes up, huh?