What do big fat Male cows have?
MOOBS
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn Because they had horns
Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄
How do u count cows with a cowculater
Biggest chungus to the rescue fat bitches
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it-moscow
have u ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be excepted to “my 600lb life” they need a higher ranking one
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
