New Cow Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

what do a blonde and a cow have in common... there both fat af

My name is bob and I am a cow. My Grandfather was a knight and his name was Sir Loin

Why do cows wear bells

Because their horns don’t work

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".

What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?

A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.