What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What goes moo? Cow.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
what did the cow say to the other Cheese
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
