what do u call a cow that has been shot
holy cow
Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
What do cows read the moospaper
2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo' The other says, 'Tut, I was gonna say that'
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
you you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wen do you take a cow to the moves on a mooooday
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
SO IM A COW GUESS WHAT MY DAD THINKS OF THAT? HE SAYS IM A LOOOOSMER
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
what do cows listen to? - Moo-sic
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
why was the cow scared cause he had a nightmoor
What do cows call money? Moola
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
