What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked👨🏿🦱
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, “mummy what`s that building over there”? The mother looked at the prison, smiled and said "that’s where the cotton pickers live.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.
Men: get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich! Women: go chop some lumber! White people: get back into the cotton fields!
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton