Confectionery memes
Jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.