I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
