Confectionery jokes
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.