Comma jokes

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.