Coming Back jokes

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.