Comic

Comic Jokes

Apple

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Batman

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Movie

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Batman

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Orphan

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

Emo kid

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Batman

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Spiderman

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!