I give these jokes a 9/11
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: homecoming
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
The p in Batman stands for parents
megamind
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
