How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
I would tell u a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy...
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
This is a joke. laugh now or else.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
i am an indian joke
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
