What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Combustion Jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Like if you know what ashes are.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.