Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Combination Jokes
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
