Cloudiness jokes

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.

Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?

Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.

Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.

Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!

Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...

NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?