What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school