In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
Little Johnny's Alphabet Blunder
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Little Johnny messes up the alphabet, leaving out a few letters, and then when corrected, he adds them back in the wrong spot. Finally, he makes an innuendo involving the letter 'd', implying 'dick,' which gets him sent to the office.
Bad cop
🤣🤣 hilarious
Good cop
Rude 😂
bad pp
Best joke seen in years!
zach
I dont get it
hahaha_useless
lol nice
C
Zach is slow....u r a q t = you’re a cutie and d = dick 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
mr tinted
lol i actually laughed a little bit.. im at a funeral when everyone one else is crying..
Bob the builder 🤠
Uh mr tinted that’s isn’t a good thing 👀. but a hilarious joke
Bob the builder 🤠
The alphabet one