I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
why is a circle gay ? its not straight
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
