Ching jokes

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!

"Ching chang chong."

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

You have Chinged your last Chong.

Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?

They couldn't beet the Nazis.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Ching chong kading dong.

(My best words ever used).

What do dogs do that trees don't do?

Answer: They bark!

badoom ching