i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark
badoom ching
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
