Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Ching chang chong
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
You have Chinged your last Chong.
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
