You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
You have Chinged your last Chong.
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.