Child Abuse jokes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.