I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
Fat chicks be like “Am i fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty” like none bitch u elephant pretty 😭😭😭
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
What’s the best part about fucking a emo chick... she limited edition
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
what do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
