I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".
Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"
The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"
the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
what did the cow say to the other Cheese
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
