How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
