Chan jokes

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

What do you call an Asian? A-chan.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.

gay fish.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸