Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
There was a house with three storey building š¢ First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? š¤ The white family Cause they were at work
Me running from the principal cause I put ten womanās rights book on the fictional sectionšš»šš»šš»šš haha
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Kid: why arenāt koalas considered bears Nerd: because their marsupials Kid: no cause they didnāt have the koala-fication
What fell first the emo kid or the leaf the leaf caus the emo kid just hung
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
"why is your head big?" cause your a ball.
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Are you a school? Cause i wanna shoot some kids inside of you
I Don't like calculator jokes cause thay are to overused
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
