Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
your hair line is gone cause you never bathed or brushed
your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it
charlens hair line is sooooo fat cause it was never brushed
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me
why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker
cause he was a cheetah
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
Hey are you suicide? Cause I dream of you every day <3
Your hairline caused the solar flare
Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white
Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
Cause I clapped him cheeks fool!
