Caucasian jokes

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"