Catholicism jokes
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Community talk
Why do people think catholicism isn't apart of Christianity