Catch

Catch Jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

Girl

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

School shooting

A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."

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  • Boy

    The boy ran into the gym, why?

    Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

    Gay Guy

    Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

    A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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  • Girl

    Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

    Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

    Baby

    What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

    Catching it with a pitchfork.

    Baby

    What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

    Catching it with a pitchfork.

    Cold

    Why are colds such bad robbers?

    Because they're so easy to catch.