What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
Why Can't Orphans Play Catch? Because they don't have parents to catch the ball
Girls are like a bus you might miss the first bus an catch the second bus
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
I tried to catch air one... I mist
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
