when the card declines on child insurance
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔) : Um...a dog...a doll...and a credit card.
Bully(😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
boy: your dick is so small, oh wait you don't have one
older boy: UNO reverse card
knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
