Knok jokes
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.