Car ride jokes
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Also me on the car ride home:
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.