Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
what cearial do i eat captain bolts
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
