Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
kapteyn = captain
Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
