"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."