Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
kapteyn = captain
Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
