what cearial do i eat captain bolts
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
